I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
AL YANKOVICI try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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