The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
AL YANKOVICI try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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