If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
AL MCGUIREWhen I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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There’s no one who’s dropped on top of the mountain. You’ve got to work your way to the top.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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Live in the moment that you are in.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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