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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.

Al Franken

When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Eighties Exist Interest Seventies Show Start Television Worry Write
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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Access Address Anyone Birth Connection Dollar E-mail Estimate Few Income Information Internet never Obtain Personal User
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Anticipate Apple Fact Fingerprint iPhone Likely Make More Reader Secure Smartphone
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Change Definite Everything Fingerprint Leave Secret Touch
The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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