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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.

Al Franken

I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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After Die Different Go Hell Kind Place Think
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Business God Know Plenty Politics Room Serious
The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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