I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
AL FRANKENThe institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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