My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKENI ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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