I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENI ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
More Al Franken Quotes
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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