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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.

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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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