I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENThey had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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