I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
AL FRANKENSometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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