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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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