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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.

Al Franken

He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Chance Election Family Need Really Voice Win Work
They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Care College Country Decline Health Home Kid Pay Scare Send Serve Try Value Worry
The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Come Everyone Importance Innovation Internet Nature Neutrality
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Comedian Dad Especially Love People
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Bath Bedroom Felt House Live One Rich Secure Two
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Against Building Campaign Comedy During Nation President
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Anything Away Been Block Build Country Many
But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Devote Enough Lifetime People

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