When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
AL FRANKENAt ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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