I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
AL FRANKENI don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
AL FRANKENWhen you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
AL FRANKENPeople who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
AL FRANKENWe love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
AL FRANKENThe Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKENThere is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKENI believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
AL FRANKENAntitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
AL FRANKENMy dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKENAnd terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
AL FRANKENAs someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
AL FRANKENThere’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
AL FRANKENDoes the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
AL FRANKENI’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKENI’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKENChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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