I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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