Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKENHaving an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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