Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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