Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
AL FRANKENMy mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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