I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENIt’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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