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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Administration Campaign Country Independent Investigation Relationship
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Conservative Country Liberal Media Money Much
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Being Comedian led People Pressure Producer Under
We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Bath Bedroom Felt House Live One Rich Secure Two
But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Come Conversation Dog Pet Place Same Say Strike Up
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bias Couple Liberal Mainstream Media Thing
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Avoid Change Climate Conversation Irresponsible Issue Need Start Talk Uncomforale Would
It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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