My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
AL FRANKENNet neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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