Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
AL FRANKENYeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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