Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENBut when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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