You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKENThere’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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