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Al Franken

But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Agency Clear Conclude Country Preference President
Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Fatal Learn Least Mistake Other Unless
Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Country Country Love Doe Engage Enough Hate Honestly Liberal Reader
And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Bise Dry Kill Mainstream Media Other Person Problem These
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Advice Doctor Problem Snack Take Teall Two
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Call Couple Give Good Help Hero Know Occasionally Speech
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Breath Cause Decline Each Enough Farm Hog Industrial Live Lucky People Property Value Vicinity
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Dad Graduate High Salesman School Two
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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