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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

Al Franken

Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Agency Credit Give Job Minnesotan Rating Suppose
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Back Father Going Kind Person Policy President
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Devote Enough Lifetime People
That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Bad Else Everone Itself News Our Democracy
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Country Cut Death Disinformation Fall No Panel People Victim
Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Feet Foot Gate Guy Ourselves Right Shot Year
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Always Bullies Dad Hit Kid Kind Other Playground Run Stand Teacher
The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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College Concern Family Future Hold Home Kid Really
Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Apathy Cause Despair Drive Dry Lead Loss Mouth Sex Skepticism Sleeplessness Turn
If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Arm Believe Day Force Liberal Root Soldier Troop
National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Account Electorate Government Inform Law Must National Preserve Protect Security Trust
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Administration Ball Invite Perk
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff

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