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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.

Al Franken

I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
AL FRANKEN

Censor Do Doe Everybody Least Most Pathology Self
They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Bedroom Government Keep Out Search Seizure Talk Unreasonable
I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Art Artist Consider Craftsmen Myself Necessarily People Perform Sort Writing
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Book Down Easy Fun Information Laugh Make People Think Understand Write
I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Administration Allow Different Do Environment Focus Lie Lot Media Probably Right Stuff Wing
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Actually Bad Good Grown Help Love One Understanding Up
We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
AL FRANKEN

Avoid Change Climate Conversation Irresponsible Issue Need Start Talk Uncomforale Would
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Bill Century Football Great Play President Touch
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Anybody Deliberate Held Lie Ridicule Scorn Should
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Anger Inspirational Open Small Whin
By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
AL FRANKEN

Best Connect Do Everybody Good Mean People Real Right Sense Thing Universe

Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.

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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.

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