And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENCall-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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