More from Al Franken
The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
Al FrankenAl Franken I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
Al FrankenAl Franken I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
Al FrankenAl Franken When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
Al FrankenAl Franken I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
Al FrankenAl Franken When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
Al FrankenAl Franken I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
Al FrankenAl Franken They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
Al FrankenAl Franken The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
Al FrankenAl Franken They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
Al FrankenAl Franken Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
Al FrankenAl Franken Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
Al FrankenAl Franken Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
Al FrankenAl Franken Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
Al FrankenAl Franken Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
Al FrankenAl Franken They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Al FrankenAl Franken
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Oh boy, when you’re with me. Oh boy, I want the world to see that you were meant for me.
Buddy HollyBuddy Holly It’s never too late to be who you were meant to be.
George EliotGeorge Eliot I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet.
Carson McCullersCarson McCullers I am not meant to be alone and without you who understands.
Carson McCullersCarson McCullers I could easily have decided that life was cruel, that being black meant everything was stacked against me.
Ben CarsonBen Carson The writer probably knows what he meant when he wrote a book, but he should immediately forget what he meant when he’s written it.
William GoldingWilliam Golding I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp This, I thought, is what is meant by ‘thy will be done’ in the Lord’s Prayer, which I had prayed time and again without thinking about it.
Wendell BerryWendell Berry
