If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENI didn’t realize he meant our nation.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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