I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENThere is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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