If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENThe Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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