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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

Al Franken

There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Either Element Given God Necessarily Responsible Talent
If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People
During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Career College Country Deferment Enjoy Military Student
Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Fatal Learn Least Mistake Other Unless
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Meant Nation Our Realize
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Cream Handle President Soda Want
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

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