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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.

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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I like grown up comedy.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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