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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.

Aisha Tyler

I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Actually Almost Down Lying More Myself Satisfying
When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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Funny Guy Look People Recognize Talented Thought
Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Carnival Marriage Ride
I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Deserve Hero Kill Nice People Save Zombie
I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Dad Eye Give Up Material Started Writing
The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Advice Again Anybody Best Get Given Over
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Accomplishment Passionate Require Running Sorry Success Wall Work
They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Always Challenge Fix People Some Women
But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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Diversity Idea Important Quota Satisfy Some Television Think Trying
I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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Glamorous Stand Tell Up
Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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Bad Culture Great Pop Time
You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Back Getting Keep Look Right Up
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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Based Doctors Going Happen Look Procedure Spending Thinking
I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Ass Boss My Own Total
Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Again Bucket Drool Fave Heard Rivulet Running Toddler Wall Watery
Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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Experience Human Make Scar Tough Turn Wound

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