I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
AISHA TYLERI always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I like grown up comedy.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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