I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
AISHA TYLERI love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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