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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.

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I like grown up comedy.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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