I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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