Karaoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLERI will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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