When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
TOM WAITSWell, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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