I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
TOM WAITSDon’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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