I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
TOM WAITSThe big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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