Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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