Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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