I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAI’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAWell, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRAFailure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRAIt ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
YOGI BERRABaseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRAI never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRAI’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRATexas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRAI don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRALife is a learning experience, only if you learn.
YOGI BERRAThe other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRAA nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRAIf you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRAIf you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA