I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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