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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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