Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
ADAM FERRARAI think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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