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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’

Adam Ferrara

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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