The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
ADAM FERRARAI don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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