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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.

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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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