Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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