If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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