Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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How should they answer?
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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