Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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How should they answer?
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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