It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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