Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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