If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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