It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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