Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLoneliness is the ultimate poverty.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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How should they answer?
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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