True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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