How should they answer?
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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