It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThere is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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How should they answer?
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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