I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
TIM ALLENI think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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