Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
TIM ALLENI think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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